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The Nativity of Shombiqua
so me n mi xboo roshawnjamal wuz at dis party n he wuz tuchn up on mi thighz n i wuz lyk roshawnjamal wut da fuq u doin u think im a ho or sum shit so he wuz lyk mi dik iz lyk justin bieberz so i wuz lyk lez tak dis shit 2 da bed so we wuz fuqn n shit n then i was lyk yo roshawnjamal wear da balloon rubber shit at n he wuz lyk dnt worry bout nuthn bby lez just get down so tha next day i wuz lyk i gotta go 2 kmart n find out if im pregnant AF so i askd da werkr wear da etch a sketch shits be at n he wuz lyk hear so i bought dat shit n went 2 da gas station cuz i wuz gon get me a hot dog or sum shit cuz i wuz hungry AF n i went 2 da broom to piss on dat bitch so i pissd on dat bitch n it gav me a plus sign so i wuz lyk wat da fuq u wnt mi 2 du math i need letterz or sum shit so i went baq out 2 da cashier n sed WAT DA FUQ U THINK U SELLN ME DIS SHIT DNT TELL ME NUTHN n he wuz lyk dat meenz ur pregnant AF
so i went n told dat dum bitch roshawnjamal n he wuz lyk da fuq im leevn deuces n i wuz lyk well fyn i dnt need no man 2 raise dis bitch n then i wuz lyk ow wat da fuq iz happinin n sum kinky shit wuz cumn outta my vag n then i reelizd it wuz a bby so i wuz lyk shit i dnt wnt dis shit so i put it baq in but it kept cumn out so i wuz lyk ok n i pulld dat shit out n put it in da sink but sum wite ass bitch came in n wuz lyk wat da fuq u doin jus leevn dat bby thar n i wuz lyk dis shit jus came outta me n she wuz lyk well aint u gon take care of it n shit n i wuz lyk aight fyn ho so i named her shombiqua n took her home wit me n erthangs gud now except 4 dat dum bitch roshawnjamal i h8 him
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